What's Gucci My Negro Friend?
Interviewer:
Real or Rumor, Harry is playing Mick Jagger in a biopic?
Harry:
Rumor.
Interviewer:
Would you want to?
Harry:
I'm not a very good actor...
Interviewer:
Really?
Harry:
Did you see iCarly?
Aries:
Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus:
OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini:
Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer:
*sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo:
EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo:
LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra:
ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio:
SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius:
CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn:
*busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius:
*not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces:
I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
♥ 8111
→ 01 Jun 12 at 1 am
→ 01 Jun 12 at 1 am
i cant breathe holy mother of fuck
(Source: aussie-directioners-forever, via zaynmaliks-babe)
♥ 1844
→ 01 Jun 12 at 1 am
→ 01 Jun 12 at 1 am
ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS. LOOK AT DAT ASS IN DEM SASSY PANTS. YOU GO GIRL.
(Source: tomlinsonslut)
How I’d respond to hate:
Rumours on the internet:
At concerts:
Out with my lad:
If the paparazzi are crazy:
If the fans want pictures or something with me:
Then he and I would be all cute and stuff:
(Source: fallintomyarmssinstead, via itsbendevine)
♥ 19756
→ 01 Jun 12 at 12 am
→ 01 Jun 12 at 12 am
riding the roller coaster of life around the world.
(Source: zaynxmalik, via girlby)
